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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. Frank Hubbard

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. Gloria Steinem

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. Jack Yelton

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. Errol Flynn

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. Author Unknown

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. Mark Twain

They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money. George Savile, Complete Works, 1912

I cannot afford to waste my time making money. Louis Agassiz

There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either. Robert Graves

When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart. John Wesley

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach. Franklin Delano Roosevelt

After a visit to the beach, it's hard to believe that we live in a material world. Pam Shaw

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. Author Unknown

Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. Cree Indian Proverb

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. Mad Magazine

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Pablo Picasso

No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life. Michael Leboeuf

There are people who have money and people who are rich. Coco Chanel