The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Author Unknown

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. Arnold Haultain

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton

Women are always beautiful. Ville Valo

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. Ellery Queen

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. Mae West

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. Nicole Hollander

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Author Unknown

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. Chauncey Mitchell Depew

If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. Jason Love

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own. Lenore Coffee

No nice men are good at getting taxis. Katherine Whitehorn, the Observer, 1977

The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. Lupe Velez

Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that. Golda Meir

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1960

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. Germaine Greer

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? Zsa Zsa Gabor

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. Francesca M. Cancian