Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. Voltaire

There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye. Author Unknown

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking. Steve Elbert

High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us? Annita Manning

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. Garrison Keillor

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Author Unknown

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it. Author Unknown

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. John Barrymore

Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people. Elizabeth Berry

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. Channing Pollock

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! Tommy Smothers

Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made. Author Unknown

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. Robert Fuoss

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. Author Unknown

Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. Ambrose Bierce

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti, My Own Story

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps. Miss Piggy

The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis. Beatrice & Ira Freeman