We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. Stacia Tauscher

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. Farmer's Almanac, 1978

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. Clifford Stoll

User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." Dave Barry

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys. From the television show King of Queens, spoken by the character Doug Heffernan

After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy. John Pierce

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is. Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

But they are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso, about computers

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. Author Unknown<

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws. Scott Adams ("Dogbert")

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Scott Adams ("Dogbert")

Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. Mitch Ratcliffe

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? Author Unknown

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney

Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. Author Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. Jeff Pesis

If it draws blood, it's hardware. Author Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. John F. Kennedy

RAM disk is not an installation procedure. Author Unknown